Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Super Tuesday Townie Life

Well guys.... It's Tuesday. But I'm sure you already knew that since you aren't a bum and you don't live under a log and I assume you have a computer since you're reading this. Welcome to another episode of the Sweet Life and Times of Josh and Andrew. Today was Super Tuesday. As a side note I'd like to remind everyone to vote for what y'all (oops... I guess I'm starting to get a southern accent too) like most about me (Josh)... or don't... it's whatever. But there's only a few days left to vote and the results could change the way we do things around here... or maybe I'll just decide to wear my cardigan more often...
Where was I? Oh yeah, so today was Super Tuesday y'all! Why was today so super, you ask?? Well let me tell y'all! Today we compounded out little keisters off... we made powders, ointments, creams, woopdidoos, whirligigs, and doodads... you name it, we did it. But that's not what made Tuesday so super. After work today, we went out on the town. Oh yeah, that's right. Our first encounters with the locals in their natural habitats occurred on this fine eve. Andrew and I pleasantly stumbled upon a little league all-star game and scouted the local Kentucky baseball talent. We are currently working on a contract with a kid named Jim-bob who's got quite an arm... we're still ironing out the details so let's keep it on the down-low but I'll keep you posted. After hanging at the park for a while, we brought anarchy to the town of Central City and led small uprising against the mayor for writing a law against walking barefoot and shirtless around town... just kidding, you can still do that... it's Kentucky y'all! After the park we went to Sonic and got summer shakes for half price... SCORE! Mine was pure peanut butter and chocolate syrup fudge... ewwww... 
Finally we ended the night by calling our ladies and telling them all about our Super Tuesday... and stuff! Helloooo ladieeeeess!

Reflections: 1. If you are an umpire, make sure you know the rules! 2. I like turtles :)

Favorite saying of the day: Hey y'all!

JLR



1 comment:

  1. And how did ya'll know about the 1/2 price shakes at Sonic?! You are welcome!! :-)

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